When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.
are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
(Source: abakkus)
my hobbies include creating natural disasters, letting infectious diseases spread and condemning sinners to hell
They also include loving you (even the sinners), raising you up when you are low, supporting you in your darkest hours by providing you with a guiding light, and preparing a home for you to stay in for eternity by my side.
NO THEY DONT
