microcomets:

microcomets:

sometimes I let my dog sleep on my bed and sometimes when I try to go to sleep i open my eyes and she’s just smiling at me like the biggest fuckin idiot, like I’m the best thing since sliced bread, and god I just really love my dog

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

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(Source: pamyuse, via plunk-)

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

(Source: wrcraft, via onlinecutie)

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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lipstickandsidewalk:

asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly

(Source: spoopy-dad)

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

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pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

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matesprit:

matesprit:

when i was 12 a comment i made got into a ray william johnson video

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this was who i used to be

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