I found this in my grandma’s bathroom hanging on the wall…watching me…. #creepy (at West Odessa)
Yeah, bitch!
(Source: fordprefects, via badwolfinsheepsclothing)
WHO KEEPS PUTTING LIZARDS IN POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IM CRYIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG
(Source: bunnylick, via elevenwishes)
kidnap 100 children and lock them up for weeks and kill ten of them.
release the rest. only 90 kids will remember this
(via lanaparrillas-boobs)
wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds
OHH MY GOD IM SCREAMIGN
(Source: cryaotic, via shallwestopthisbleeding)
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
(via memewhore)
drake bell is basically picking on somebody a decade younger than him and is receiving overwhelming support from tumblr for his actions repeat after me: “we are an anti-bullying community”
yes i totally am notimpressed by all this drake bell shit no offense it’s just ridiculous at this point
life does not get better than this.
A cat dressed like a shark on a roomba chasing a duck.
yes.
The internet NEEDED this today.
SOURCES HAVE SAID THAT MR. DUCK HAS BEEN ON THE RUN SINCE YESTERDAY. SHARK CAT IS REPORTEDLY CLOSING IN.
(via adrisssgayrevolution)
