March 2012
February 2012
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For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
nucleur:
i wanna stab myself in the feelings
Me: Time for bed!
Brain: HEY. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE HAPPY AND IT'S NOT NOW AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE WITH YOUR LIFE. LET'S THINK ABOUT ALL THE DUMB SHIT YOU'VE DONE IN THE PAST AND ABOUT HOW FUCKED YOUR FUTURE IS.
sandandglass:
For the two Englishmen now who have told me they...
lizdwane:
whimsicalworldofme:
Let me put it into pictures for you, since words don’t seem to convey my explanation well in this situation.
Your accent makes me do a lot of this
A fair deal of this
And also this
Makes me say stupid things like this
and this
And very often, I say this
But mostly, English accents just make me feel like I’m about to do this
Do you understand...
christianmingle:
does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice
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potatosac:
TEEN GIRL SQUAD
CHEERLEADER
SO AND SO
WHATS HER FACE
THE UGLY ONE!!!!!
I am incredibly awkward and negative. I get...
(via mols)
talking about internet friends
mom: how do you know this person
me: they went to my school but they moved
sighsmatters:
true life every boy in the world hates me
cheekies:
1000bodies:
sits back and casually watches everyone pretend they were a whitney houston fan