Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

therealbarbielifts:

moneymotivatedblonde:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

Slayyyy girl!

now i want to be a stripper

brookeimogen:

fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

Hahahahahaha

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theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

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divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

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thisisnotnovafrank:

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

GODDAMN

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vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

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retr0philia:

verballthenouns:

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

I LAUGH EVERTIME

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britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

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